Sexy Boston Sports: Through the Beer Goggles: My Facebook conversation with myself

Why is Lester still throwing cutters to J.J. Hardy after he already crushed a double and a homer off the same pitch?

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- Marple Jameson Scutaroooooooooooooo
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Lucia Scott I like that you're having a conversation with yourself.
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Sarah's watching a movie in the other room, I only have me
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Maybe I'll go full on insane and continue this
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Something is not right with Lester, I doubt we see Curt Young back next year
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Lucia Scott this is amazing.
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe how tight is your asshole
  
  17 hours ago · · 1 person
- Joseph ByJoe you really think this has something to do with curt young?
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Sadie Sloe Gin i'm uncomfortable
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson ‎3 walks this inning on 14 pitches,
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson I think Lester and John Ferrell were tighter than my butthole
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Lucia Scott Sarah what movie are you watching
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe you think curt young is teaching him bad mechanics or something? i dont understand what you mean sportsguy
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Sadie Sloe Gin im just internetting
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe jesus christ
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Pitchers don't keep perfect mechanics over the course of a full year so sometimes it helps to have that one guy to let you know what is going wrong, and I'm pretty sure Farrell was that guy
  
  17 hours ago · · 1 person
- Marple Jameson I don't think Young has figured out what makes Lester tick
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Sadie Sloe Gin oh my god why did i comment on this. ABORT ABORT !
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe okay, thats what i thought you meant
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson I would guess too that the pitching coach helps in the game plan for a pitcher especially inning to inning so I don't get why nobody is telling Lester and Lavarnway don't ever throw J.J. Hardy a cutter again
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson I'd be shocked if Scutaro is not back next year, Sox have 6 million option on him and he's been their second best player this month behind Ellsbury
  
  17 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Jesus Terry, Aceves? 4 nights in a row??
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Give Albers, Wheeler and Morales a turn
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPixXv3xp2A&feature=player_embedded
  
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  Panda Kindergarten at the Giant Panda Breeding Research Base outside Chengdu, China
  
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- Marple Jameson Ortiz sliding into second
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe hahahahaha
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe they are so adorable
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Was hoping for a big inning so Aceves wouldn't pitch
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Red Sox winning 3-2, Braves winning 3-2, Rays losing 7-0, Cardinals winning 7-0, almost perfect symmetry
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson And of course we have a rain delay, what a perfect way to fuck with this fucky season
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe whens this rain gonna stop
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Looks like maybe an hour
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson AJ Burnett relieving for the Yankees, looks like that 7-0 lead is no longer safe
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Probably should start thinking about who will start tomorrow if the Red Sox win
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Girardi using his 7th pitcher now, managing like it's an All Star game
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Oops, 8th pitcher now
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe how long do you think they'll wait this out?
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe they wouldnt call a game like this, would they?
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Im guessing theyll at least wait until midnight. The orioles make the ultimate call and it seems like they dont want to just lie down and let the sox win
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson So happy girardi is not treating this like a real game
  
  16 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Red sox fate resting on the shoulders of johnny damon
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Now dan johnson has a chance to kill another red sox season
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Un fucking believable
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Rachael Zilboorg Girardi thought, "Hey, I don't want to risk facing the Red Sox after all."
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Rachael Zilboorg They can't call the game. The Rays would never stand for it. Commish would take hell. And they can't pick it up tomorrow, either, because they need to know who's playing who and when tomorrow... think I should call out due to exhaustion now?
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson I would bet 20 busch lights that Aceves gives up this lead
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Don't pitch pitchers 4 days in a row!
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Rachael Zilboorg Sox back.
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Terry was gifted the rain delay to re-think this panicky move and he made it anyway
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe just two more outs
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe damn dude
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Rachael Zilboorg One pitch walks to the tying run... not a great idea.
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Rachael Zilboorg ‎...and the go ahead run.
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Just because a guy says he is ready to go "if he wakes up" doesn't mean you listen to him
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Great, the Spanish Dan Johnson now at the plate for the O's
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Rachael Zilboorg Not only are the rays going to win, but we're going to lose. Gah.
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson I wonder if Sarah is happy that its already 11 and I am still watching baseball for at least another hour?
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson And will most likely come to bed crying
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Aceves=Julian Taveras-Acne Scars+Talent?
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson If this Sox/Rays battle wasn't terrible enough, my second favorite team, the Braves, are now heading to the 13th inning just to force a 1 game playoff
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Scutar...noooooo
  
  15 hours ago · · 1 person
- Marple Jameson Is this season real? Am I dead? Not even the sickest fiction writers could make this shit up
  
  15 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Just because: In Daniel Bard's first season in the Minor Leagues, when he was still a starter, he had 78 walks in 75 innings. At this point, he's kinda like a gay guy that is turned straight by the Christian Church, but then goes to the Church picnic and there is a pick up touch football game and the teams are Shirts and Skins and he slowly but very obviously reverts back to his pre-Christian ways.
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Did not like that Ellsbury steal. Weiters one of the best in the league throwing runners out, way too risky
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson And the fake to first throw to third that I have never ever seen work almost works
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe it was textbook
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson RIP 2011 Braves
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson So it's ok for AJ Burnett, Andrew Brackman and Boone Logan to pitch 1/3 of an inning, but Scott Proctor gets to go 1 2/3 or more?
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson I guess it's too much to ask a rookie to be a hero 2 nights in a row
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson First and third no outs for the Yankees, how can Russell Martin sabotage this
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Oh jesus, I'm rooting for Jorge Posada for the second time in a week
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Ohhhh Mike Aviles, thank you thank you thank you
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson NNNolan
  
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- Marple Jameson NNNolan
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson i'm using Caddyshack tactics on this at bat
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Haha of course with 1st and 3rd no outs, Jorge Posada grounds the ball to third and the Rays get the guy on 3rd out, then get a strike out, so now its 1st and 2nd 2 outs
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe holy shit you have got to be kidding me
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Joseph ByJoe oh perfect
  
  14 hours ago ·
- Marple Jameson One swing of the bat away from the season probably being over
  
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