Showing posts with label NHL Playoffs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NHL Playoffs. Show all posts

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Today We Spell Redemption: B-R-U-I-N-S

After my B’s lost to the Flyers last year in one of the most epic collapses in sports history I made a vow to myself that I wouldn’t get wrapped up in this shit again. The road to Lord Stanley’s Cup seemed so wide open at the time. 3-0 series lead, all we had to do was win 1 out of 4 and we were in the Conference Finals. Then our hot young goaltender, Tuukka Time, remembered he was just a spring chicken and the series was lost. We all assumed that he was too young and stupid to notice the gravity of the moment, but really we mixed up our clichés and found out that Tuukka Time was too green and inexperienced to keep up with playoff hockey. Playoff hockey. There is nothing in this world quite like it.

My parents say that I could skate before I could walk. I’m pretty sure it’s just a cute anecdote they use to speak of my love of the ice, but I’m not entirely ruling out its plausibility. When winter would roll around, I would come home every day after school, sling my Bauer skates over my shoulder and walk down to the town reservoir. It usually took at least a month from the first frost before the ice would freeze over enough to get on it, but I still went down to the water every day to sit and wait. They say a watched pot never boils, but if any of them took the time to watch a reservoir freeze, I’m sure the saying would be different. As the ice grew out from the shore, I would run through scenarios in my brain.

As much as I wanted to not care anymore, the 2010 offseason was shaping up to be an incredible one. Our Achilles heel the prior year was scoring. There were times where it would feel like our offense couldn’t score on a soccer goal being defensed by an 8 year old girl. So Chiarelli did something about it. Before the draft, he traded one of our two first round picks to the Panthers for Nathan Horton, a dynamic young scorer trapped on a shitty team. Then, on draft night, Chiarelli sat back and waited for Tyler Seguin to fall into his lap with the second overall pick, which was obtained the year before in a brilliant trade with the Leafs for Phil Kessel. We were now blessed with two young offensive dynamos to go along with Marc Savard returning from his concussion and Old Man Recchi coming back for one last go around.

The scenarios started when we lost the ’88 cup. I was but 4 years old, but the following winter I was on the banks of “The Res” imagining a world in which I was young Glenn Wesley (he was a lefty so he was my guy) shutting down the Great One and leading the underdog B’s to victory. I was upset about that Cup loss, but with guys like Wesley, Ray Bourque, Ken Linseman, Craig Janney and Cam Neely on the team I just figured we’d be back plenty of times to get that Cup.

Even with the offseason additions and returns, I was still skeptical about opening my heart back up to this team. Then the puck dropped for the first time and all those years of wishing and hoping and praying flooded my soul and I was back in. Luckily, my unwavering support was rewarded early on. We jumped out to a 7-2-0 start and best of all the boys were scoring! As much as it seemed like we were close to winning it all last year, we were never dominant, we just got some lucky breaks and had a hot goalie. Now? Now we looked unstoppable. Mike Felger would tease Tony Maserotti on the Sports Hub that the B’s fans were already lining up on Causeway for the parade, but it really felt like this would happen.

We returned to the cup just two years later, to again face the juggernaut Oilers. This time felt different though. Bourque and Neely formed the best defense/winger combo in the league and the unstoppable Gretzky was out in LA, the team now belonging to Mark Messier. My boy Wesley, just 19 during the last Cup run, was now a huge part of the team, having made the All Star team the year before. I was also signed up for organized hockey for the first time ever. I wore number 26, just like Wesley, and I pretended every opposing player was Wayne Gretzky and it was my job to stop the Great One. As great as things looked for the B’s, the story remained unchanged. We lost to the Oilers 4-1 and I finally realized the weight of being a Bruins fan.

After the hot start, the team cooled off a little bit. Tuukka Time started to struggle so we had to lean hard on our former Vezina winner Tim Thomas. Then the team stopped scoring and it looked like we would have a repeat of last year. Horton was looking like a bust and Seguin couldn’t get on the ice. Savard suffered another concussion and Recchi looked old. We no longer held the top spot in the conference; we were just another team. Had I made a mistake coming back to this team? If it felt like I had been cheated on the year before, now I had come back into the relationship wondering, "what was all the fuss about?"

Over the next decade, hockey and I had a complicated bond. It soon became evident to my young fragile mind that no matter what the B’s did, they were doomed. We added Adam Oates. Didn’t matter. We lost Neely to a broken down body, which was set in motion by that bastard Ulf Samuelson. Even our beloved Ray Bourque was released from our clutches to Colorado where he finally captured the coveted cup (alliteration!). Worst of all, we started missing the playoffs, which if you know anything about hockey, let alone as much as I do, you know this is nearly impossible to do. Everybody makes the playoffs. But we were falling short. I was also going through some things with my own hockey playing. I had great stick intuition and was a mean defender, but my feet were growing at an astronomical rate. This made skating increasingly difficult, and eventually they got so big I couldn’t find skates that fit anymore. At just 12 years old, I had to give up my lifeblood.

We finished in 3rd in the East and lined up for a tough matchup with the despicable Canadiens. For those who haven’t suffered through season after disappointing season with the B’s like me, I have to tell you that there is nothing I hate more in this entire world than the Montreal Canadiens. They make my blood boil. They make me want to vomit on a baby deer. Thankfully, Ol’ Timmy stood on his head just enough times and we beat those assholes in a nail biting 7 games. Then it was time to bust through recent history and face the Flyers again. We sprinted out to a commanding 3-0 series lead, which 99.9% of the time assures a series win. However, after experiencing that .1% the year before against the same team, fear ruled logic in Game 4. Fortunately, sensing our unease, the B’s scored a dominating victory, 5-1, and the sweep was complete and some of our demons exorcised.

Losing the ability to play hockey and following a frustrating at best Bruins team put a huge damper on my fandom. I used to bleed black and yellow, but as I made my way through college the only things that were black and yellow were my overworked liver and jaundiced skin. In ’02 we finished with the best record in the East behind our new young core of Joe Thornton and Sergei Samsonov, but we lost in the first round to the fucking Canadiens. Two years later, we had the second seed in the East, a young franchise goalie in Andrew Raycroft, and my cousin Patrice made a strong debut. Again, we lost to the Canadiens in excruciating fashion in the first round and Raycroft was terrible the next year and gone the year after that. In ’06 we missed the playoffs again and traded franchise cornerstone Thornton at the trade deadline to San Jose, where he became the league’s MVP. I was on the brink of destruction.

Reaching the Conference Finals felt like a major victory already. After heartbreaking early round losses this was a big step for the team. We were going up against a favored Tampa Bay Lightning, but I felt we had a great shot against them. I mean, hockey in Tampa? Come on, this was Original Six against Bettman’s Bogus Expansion. By the grace of God, we had that red bearded wonder Tim Thomas and, like he had so often this season, guided his team to victory. We were going to the Stanley Cup finals to face the Vancouver Canucks! Holy shit!

I know it’s silly to put so much into following a sports team. I mean, Tim Thomas doesn’t care that I stay up nights replaying his best saves in my head and wondering if he can make the Hall of Fame despite having such a brief career on top. Players come and go and basically I just cheer for a bear head on a black sweater. But you know what? This means something to me. I love that I can walk into any bar in Massachusetts in May and nod my head at another dude with a beard and know that he grew that beard because the B’s were making a playoff run. I love that the bro sitting next to me right now probably doesn’t know Michelle Bachmann from Michelle Obama, but I bet he could tell me Milan Lucic’s playoff plus/minus. The black and yellow bond us.

Last night, we won our first Stanley Cup in 39 years. This was for the generations of fans who never got to see the great Bobby Orr soar through the air. For all the fans who died never getting to see the B’s hoist the Cup. The team fought harder than any other team and they deserved this victory. Even down 0-2, I always knew we would win it. Even the boos of the sore losers from Vancouver couldn’t diminish the hugeness of this moment. At last, the B’s are on top of the hockey world. Now I can die in peace.

Oh ya. Last night was the first hockey game I've ever watched start to finish and none of the personal stuff in this post is true. Just thought it would be fun to jump on the bandwagon like everybody else.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Quick Thoughts from Bs-Habs Game 1

I depressingly took the Canadiens in my first round predictions: http://sexybostonsports.blogspot.com/2011/04/stanley-cup-playoffs-round-1-preview.html, so I can't say that I'm all that surprised by last night's result.

The Bruins pretty much dictated play for most of the game, but there are two issues that I would like to address.

1) Shots on Goal/Crashing the Net
Aside from a few quality scoring chances in the first period and early in the second, the Bruins offense was horseshit. The casual observer will note that the Bs had 31 shots on goal and "dominated" Montreal. Truth be told - the Bruins did outplay Montreal. Once again, however, just like we've come to realize year in and year out, the Bruins don't know how to win when it counts. This was your typical Boston Bruins hockey game: outshoot the opponent, but never develop any quality scoring chances in the meantime resulting in a low-scoring loss.

The fact of the matter is of the 31 shots on Carey Price, about 25 of them were straight into his stomach. Price wasn't required to move laterally from post to post or make any spectacular saves. Every shot was into his gut and smothered up with no rebound opportunities. Anybody could have made the saves that Price made last night. This includes yours truly - me of the 6.72 goals against average in beer league hockey at Northstar Youth Forum. Kid's got a permanent sunburn on the back of his neck from the goal lamp after this past season.

I am not taking anything away from Carey Price. He's a spectacular goaltender and is more than capable of stealing the series from the Bruins. However, the Bruins did not test him ONCE last night. All the shots from the point were high, which goes against all basic fundamentals of hockey. Keep the shots low for rebounds and tips. Furthermore, the Bruins made no effort to screen Price. He had a clear lane of vision at EVERY shot thrown his way. Couple this with the fact that he didn't need to make any real athletic stops and it was a fairly easy shutout for the Canadien netminder.

2) Tomas Kaberle

The Bs traded a first round pick for this bum!?!? The first goal falls solely on his shoulders.


He carelessly reverses the puck blindly, which results in a turnover in the defensive zone.  And to top things off, he loops around the faceoff circle even more lazily.  This was a lazy, lazy play on account of He Who The Bruins Traded a First Round Pick For.  Not only does he loop around the circle, but he lets the forechecker (Brian Gionta) inside between himself and the net.  This is piss-poor defensive zone play.  I already highlighted this in Staal's play from the night before, which also resulted in a game-winning goal.  Once again, going back to the fundamentals of hockey, starts and stops.  If He Who the Bruins Traded a First Round Pick For picks his head up, realizes the turnover in his own zone, stops and quickly changes direction, then Gionta gets tied up and it's still a 0-0 game.

You can't be so careless with the puck in your own zone.  So far, we've seen two lackadaisical plays by D-men, which have resulted in losses for their team.

Moreover, He Who The Bruins Traded a First Round Pick For had zero shots on net.  The Bruins targeted him because of his ability to move the puck and his precision passing.  His prized puck possession skills resulted in a key defensive zone turnover, a +/- of -2 and zero shots on goal.  SHOOT THE PUCK!!!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Why I Love the Stanley Cup Playoffs

There were five Game 1s last night to open the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup last night.  These five games already highlighted the two reasons why I absolutely LUST for playoff hockey.

Big time goaltender saves:


and overtime winners:


Defense wins championships, Marc Staal!!  You'll think more the next time you're gonna lollygag and snap a clearing shot off your backfoot.  FAIL.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 1 Preview: Western Conference

By ODO


#1 Vancouver Canucks vs. #8 Chicago Blackhawks



The Canucks were the best team in the NHL and captured the Presidents’ Trophy. They’ve actually been sent home each of the last two postseasons by the Blackhawks. The regular season champs boast the strongest 1-2 goalie tandem in the league (Roberto Luongo and Corey Schneider). Luongo has proven to steal a game by his lonesome. With the Swedish Twins (Sedin brothers), the Canucks have a legitimate shot at the Cup.

The Blackhawks are the defending champs and snuck into the playoffs on a last-day loss by the Dallas Stars. Sometimes, all that’s needed is a little luck to get moving. This Chicago team is mighty fun to watch with Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews. However,with the loss of Patrick Sharpe, I can’t see them getting by the Canucks for a third straight season.

Got to be the worst logo in sports ~ X Mark
Canucks in 6.

#2 San Jose Sharks vs. #7 Los Angeles Kings

San Jose was the preseason favorite amongst many experts to hoist the Cup. The Sharks are loaded up front with Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, Dany Heatley, and prized-rookie, Logan Couture. Additionally, they have last year’s Cup-winning netminder, Antti Niemi.

The Kings are hurting in every aspect. Anze Kopitar is out for the series and the Kings are struggling to score goals. They rode Jonathan Quick to the playoffs. The UMASS graduate will need to stand on his head if the Kings have any chance of surviving the onslaught that is the Sharks offense.

Jumbo Joe deserves a shot at the Cup.

Sharks in 4. 
Break out the broomstick!!!




#3 Detroit Red Wings vs. #6 Phoenix Coyotes

Never bet against the Red Wings. I don’t care how old they may be. With or without Henrik Zetterberg, the Red Wings will move past the Coyotes for the second consecutive year.

Possibly one of the best logos in sports
and only now noticed the wheel ~ X Mark
Red Wings in 5.

#4 Anaheim Ducks vs. #5 Nashville Predators

This is the best of the first round matchups. Corey Perry vs. Pekka Rinne. Ryan Getzlaf vs. Shea Weber. Offense vs. defense. You will hear this duel mentioned a thousand times over the broadcast of the seven game series (yes, I said 7!). Both teams ended the season on heaters. If it wasn’t for the play of Tim Thomas, Rinne would be heralded as the best goalie this season.

Emilioooooooo
Ducks in 7.

Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 1 Preview: Eastern Conference

I still don't understand the draw of this sport ~ X Mark

By ODO


It is my honor to write the first hockey-related entry to SexySports. X Mark isn’t the greatest hockey fan (he’ll tell you he hates it), so I’m here to offer some insight into the 2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Ask any hockey fan and SHE (yes, I said she. Have you ever seen the chicks at NHL games? They are all dime pieces.) will tell you that there is NOTHING better than the Stanley Cup playoffs. Triple overtime  thrillers filled with blood, sweat, and tears. Furthermore, it is the only professional sport where you will see the
opponents shake hands at the conclusion of each series.

Last year, the Bruins left Boston wondering WTF!? They will most likely do it again this year (39 years w/o a Cup!?!?!?), but I can almost guarantee it won’t be as dramatic and epic of a loss in the series, let alone a Game 7. Who chokes on a 3-0 lead in Game 7 anyway?

#1 Washington Capitals vs. #8 NY Rangers

It’s a simple theme with playoff hockey. Ride your goalie’s heater for as long as possible. The Rangers have one of the hottest goalies in the NHL in Henrik Lundqvist, but with Daniel Callahan sidelined, the Rangers could be hard-pressed to score goals.

Furthermore, the Capitals folded as the #1 seed in the East last year losing to Montreal in seven games. I don’t see them having the same fate this year.

Capitals in 6.                  

#2 Philadelphia Flyers vs. #7 Buffalo Sabres

I hate Philadelphia and I am letting my passionate hatred get in the way of this pick. Or am I? Keeping with the goaltending theme, the Sabres have arguably the best “big-game” goalie in the NHL. Ryan Miller has a knack for standing on his head when it counts (see 2010 Olympics). The Sabres have been on a tear since February and if Miller is healthy, then they could pull the upset.

Philadelphia really stumbled towards the end of the season. The Broad Street Bullies played .500 hockey in their last 20 games and played the goaltending carousel all season long.

This series is a tale of two teams heading in opposite directions. Give me the team peaking at the right time.

Sabres in 7.                       

#3 Boston Bruins vs. #6 Montreal Canadiens

I have voiced my criticism of the Boston Bruins throughout the season despite their success. I hope I am wrong this year, but I see another disappointment in Beantown yet again this year. Montreal won the season series, 4-2, but the Bruins have been playing better hockey as of late despite going through a rough patch through March. Tim Thomas has played exceptionally all season long, but I’m waiting for the Cinderella run to end. If the line of Nathan Horton-Milan Lucic-David Krejci are clicking, then the Bs SHOULD pull out a series victory.

Carey Price is dirty and the heartthrob of Canadian women. I love Canadian women. I have a real tough time saying this, but…

Canadiens in 7.             

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Tampa Bay Lightning

It’s plain and simple. Without the scoring prowess of Evgeni Malkin or Sidney Crosby, the Penguins will be hard-pressed to score goals. However, Marc-Andre Fleury could ride his season-ending heater into the playoffs and steal the series.

I don’t see this happening with career years from Steven Stamkos and Martin St. Louis.

Lightning in 6.