Tuesday, April 12, 2011

What Will We Do With A Broken Pitcher?


What will we do with a broken pitcher?
What will we do with a broken pitcher?
What will we do with a broken pitcher?
The day after a blowout!

Way back and out the balls go
Dice starts my Dad says “Oh no”
I miss Hideo Nomo
The day after a blowout!

Maybe we release him to the masses
Because his pitching no longer passes
Other teams will keep kicking our asses
Whenever Dice K pitches            

Way back and out the balls go
Dice starts my Dad says “Oh no”
I miss Hideo Nomo
The day after a blowout!

10 million this year 10 million next year
People in the Monster seats tremble in fear
The Sox should lower the prices of beer
Whenever Dice K pitches

Way back and out the balls go
Dice starts my Dad says “Oh no”
I miss Hideo Nomo
The day after a blowout!

Sox can’t even send him to the minors
Or send him home on an ocean liner
Cry myself to sleep in my recliner
Whenever Dice K pitches

Way back and out the balls go
Dice starts my Dad says “Oh no”
I miss Hideo Nomo
The day after a blowout!

Probably going to be stuck with him
Making our chances for contention grim
At least he’s better than B-yun Hung Kim
Whenever Dice K pitches

Way back and out the balls go
Dice starts my Dad says “Oh no”
I miss Hideo Nomo
The day after a blowout!

That’s what we do with a broken pitcher
That’s what we do with a broken pitcher
That’s what we do with a broken pitcher
The day after a blowout!

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